Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

EDIT

haru/kyouko

• who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

it was one time and they were trying to imitate bianchis poison cooking

• who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

sex isnt real

• who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

they both do and tag eachother in it

• who breaks the most phones

haru breaks her phone a lot by crushing it setting it on fire getting shot at…

• who dies first

neither die theyre happy lesbians forever

• which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

neither!! they enjoy cake day

• who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

haru thinks she can be a great mafia assassin but unsurprisingly isnt 

• who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

you know theyre snuggling

• who uses the computer most

neither is really big for computers but they both use it for homework!!

dino/squalo

• who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

squalo

• who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

why do they have a cat

• who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

both of them. you know that vine where theyre at crispy cremes or whatever? thats them

• who breaks the most phones

they both go through so many phones

• who dies first

probably squalo

• which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

neither!

• who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

dino

• who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

theyre getting kicked out at the same time and it wakes both of them up

• who uses the computer most

mmmmm…. neither!